Red Bull

Description

Classic citrus flavor with minimal aftertaste and plenty of carbonation. That first sip brings back memories of all-night drives, marathon Excel sessions for the computer science class I took before I quit business school, and the countless “bomb” shots I consumed during this era. The gold standard for energy drinks. Minimal negative social baggage, maximal uplift.

Notes: The sugar high is sharp and abrasive, and the caffeine hits once the sugar wears off for stable energy well into the afternoon.